Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Monday, June 29, 2026

 Dear diarrhea, yesterday I woke up at 6:30 and I played brawl stars for half an  hour and then I took a 10-minute break. After that, I played brawl stars for another half hour and I took a 10-minute break and then I ate breakfast. For breakfast I ate a muffin and cereal. After that I took a 10-minute break because I watched TV at breakfast. At lunch, we went to Harris Ranch and they had so many steaks. They had a steak sandwich but it was just a steak on bread. When we got to the hotel I kept saying it was the most fancy place I've ever seen and then I saw Grandma and Gung Gung’s room and then that was the fanciest thing I've ever seen.


130 words + $0.50 typo bonus = $1.80

+ $2.20 = $4.00








Sunday, June 28, 2026

 Dear diarrhea yesterday i woke up at 6:15 and got out of bed at 6:30. After that I played brawl Stars for the 30 minutes until the 10-minute break and then I ate breakfast. Then I took up 10-minute break because I watched TV at breakfast and then I played Brawl Stars more and then I took a 10-minute break and then I watched TV. Me and Daddy went to the park yesterday and we jogged four laps which is 1 and 1/2 Mi. I was really tired after the jog and then i played video games for a little bit after we jogged and then I took a shower.

113 words = $1.13 

+ $1.07 = $2.20

 




Sunday, June 28, 2026

Saturday, June 27, 2026

 Dear diarrhea, yesterday I woke up and then I played Brawl Stars for 30 minutes. Then I took a 10-minute break and then I watched TV for 10 minutes. After that I ate breakfast. The dogs left yesterday  and I was happy not to be constantly almost stepping on Hazel and XingXing. Yesterday I had donuts for breakfast because I had testing for karate and I passed. I had a half of an old-fashioned chocolate donut, a half of a maple old-fashioned donut, and I also had half of the glazed old-fashioned donut.




93 words = $0.93

+ $0.13 = $1.07


Saturday, June 27, 2026

Friday, June 26, 2026

Dear diarrhea, yesterday I woke up and then I played Brawl Stars for 30 minutes and then I took a 10-minute break and then I watched TV for 10 minutes and then I ate breakfast. and  Then I played Dave the Diver and then me and Daddy went on a bike ride. He went to Golden Gate Park and we saw some buffalo but not up close because they were hugging a wall that is far away. After that we went home and then we went to Jagalchi to get fish.





91 words. No 0 typo bonus = $0.91

+ $6.21 = $7.12


Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Dear diarrhea: yesterday I woke up at 7:17 and got out of bed at 7:20. That's the latest that I remember ever getting out of bed in the past few years ever since I was a baby.  After I got out of bed, I played Brawl Stars for 30 minutes and then I took a 10-minute break and then I played Brawl Stars more. After that, I ate breakfast and then I took a 10-minute break because I watched TV during breakfast. Then I watched YouTube for half an hour and pet Xing Xing and Beanie for half an hour.

104 words. No 0 Typo bonus. = $1.04

+ $5.16 = $6.20

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

  deer diarrhea yesterday i woke up and then played brawl Stars for a hairy Minutes and then to the 10-minute break and then I played and I watch TV for 10 minutes and thenA breakf

0 - no change

$5.16

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Monday, June 22, 2026

 Dear diarrhea: yesterday I woke up at 6:17 and got out of bed at 6:32. I got up and then I went to Daddy's room and pet the dogs for a while. First I pet Beanie then I pet Pookie then I pet Xing Xing and then I went to Mommy's room to pet Hazel. That night Beanie also came to my room at like 11:30 and slept with me for a little bit. Yesterday, when I went to karate right before I ate so much I wanted to barf and then I was just running a lot and doing exercises while also wanting to barf.



109 words = $1.09

Typos = no bonus

+ $6.07 = $7.16


Sunday, June 21, 2026

 On Sunday I probably woke up at somewhere around 6:30. Out of bed by 6:30 and then I played video games and then I took a 10-minute break and then I played more video games than I took a 10-minute break and then I ate breakfast and then I pet the dogs and then I played with the dogs and then I played more video games after taking a 10-minute break after breakfast because I have TV at breakfast. Xing Xing is the only dog that likes playing fetch but Hazel and Pookie are just like they just play with toys sometimes.







113 words + no bonus, typos = $1.13

+ $4.94 = $6.07


Saturday, June 20, 2026

 Dear diarrhea: Yesterday I woke up at 6:38 and got out of bed at 6:40. Then I played Brawl Stars for 30 min and took a break. Then I did another set and then I went to go eat breakfast. Normally on Satu+6rdays I have karate and then I do nothing for the rest of the day. That is what I did. Then I came home and played Brawl Stars and then took a break and watched youtube. We were still babysitting the dogs so the door was almost gone after hazel scratching it so much. (hazel is only a foot long.)




103 words + $0.50 bonus for no typos = $1.53

+ $3.41 = $4.94


Friday, June 19, 2026

Friday, June 19, 2026

 Dear diarrhea: today I woke up at 5:48 a.m. and I got out of bed at 6:21 a.m. I played video games for a little bit with 30 minutes and then 10 minute breaks. Then we decided at 9:00 a.m. that we wanted to go biking, so me and daddy went to the same place that has the smelly dog park and we biked from there to Coyote point. It was about 3.8 Miles from there and back. We have a cool thing called Ninja Creami that turns frozen ice cream bases into ice cream and it just blends it in a cool way. We used it to turn our milk and sugar into milk and more sugar and also it was textured like ice cream. There's a bunch of different settings like gelato and milkshake and slushie and other stuff like that. Also there is light ice cream and also normal ice cream and it is just really fun. I just had what I think might have been 50% sugar and a lot of milk and also my tummy hurts a lot now. While I'm writing this Xing Xing is sitting on me and making little grumbling noises. Hazel has had an upset stomach for a little bit and then it's kind of cute, but then I feel bad that I think it's cute because her tummy probably hurts a lot. Yesterday was the first time I've ever actually heard a dog fart, and it was continuous. For a long time. 






484 words (today and yesterday) * $0.014 = $6.78


+ $21.13=


$27.91


Thursday, June 18, 2026

 Dear diarrhea: yesterday I woke up at 6:17 am and got out of bed at 6:34 am. When I got out of bed I started playing Brawl Stars and I was trying to unlock all the different treasure chests that I hadn't yet. I played video games for about 2 hours with 10-minute breaks, and then we brought the dogs to a dog park that smelled really bad. The last time we went to that dog park we had to bring Beanie to the hospital right after because we thought he had eaten weed but it turns out he just ate a mint that he was not supposed to. We were at the doggy Hospital until about 8:30 pm and Beanie was okay. Beanie is our mini poodle who is so black that we can't see him at night and sometimes we just sit on him when he's sitting on the black blanket. He's okay normally though we don't actually sit on him he just gets scared and then runs away. Something weird about Pookie, our hazel-colored dog or brown-colored dog (it's like a light brown color), she stretches whenever she gets excited and then she will look at you when you're petting her head, she just stretches over and over and over and over and over again and it's really cute and funny. Pookie is the biggest of our mini poodles and Hazel is the smallest.


Wednesday, June 17, 2026

 Dear diarrhea: yesterday I woke up at 5:40 and then I fell back asleep until 6:25. And then I got up and played Brawl Stars for a little bit. We decided to make a rule that everyday is not Friday, Saturday or Sunday. I only get 3 hours everyday. On Friday we are still deciding how much screen time I get and it has not been decided yet. After I played Brawl Stars I took a 10-minute break and then played Brawl Stars for another 30 minutes. 

After a while doing that we went to pick up the dogs Xing Xing and Hazel who we dogs sit a lot. Then we brought them home and Xing Xing slept with Mommy but we thought he was going to sleep on the couch and Hazel also stuff with Mommy but she started on her bed. Xing Xing in Hazel are the dogs that we were dogs sitting and our dogs are Beanie and Pookie. Beanie and Pookie slept with Daddy and none of the other dogs left with me. Hazel is a little brown dog that's like maybe 1 ft long and half foot tall. Hazel had a kind of Gurgley tummy and has been farting for a while. Mommy just said that she is making a stink cloud under her chair. Xing Xing's name means star in Chinese. Xing Xing loves belly rubs and sometimes he will just walk up to you And flop on the ground and show you his tummy until you rub his tummy. One time he walked up to me and flopped so hard it hurt my hand. Xing Xing Love sitting with people He doesn't like sitting with people as much as Beanie does though Beanie just like if you are sitting down he's there within 20 seconds. As I said that he sat on me. When beanie hears noises sometimes he gets worried and then his ears go up and it's cute. 

Oh yeah we made a new rule that if I do pictures it gets graded between 7 and 15 and if it's 7 I get $0.07 and it's 15 I get $0.15. We are still deciding about the limit to the amount of pictures I can do but it has to be good for it to be graded. 

Pookie is kind of shy but when she gets near a dog she gets like really growling riled up but then when she gets near them She gets really excited and happy and then just wants to smell them based off how she acts you would think that she's like really mean and Not well behaved But she's just really excited to make friends. 

Mommy just came and told me that we can buy the dave the diver newest DLC this weekend. I'm really excited about it because dave the diver was my favorite game for a while. Minecraft dungeons 2 which is also a game that I really liked the first version of is also going to come out on September 29th and they are slowly revealing more and more about it. There's a new mob that people thought was going to be a normal Minecraft but it was actually in Minecraft dungeons too and there's already plushie because of how much Minecraft wants to make money. Dave the diver is a game where you're a diver and you have like a harpoon and a knife and you're supposed to get fish to repair a sushi shop in the intro and after that you can start making money to upgrade your tools and get better sushi and get better fish and then you can eventually get a farm and you can progress in the storyline where there's Sea people and stuff that you have to help stop the zombie Sea people that tried to eat special fruit which is the thing that turned them into zombies. 

Back to the dogs hazel is somewhere around  or 2 years old And Xing Xing is about 7 or 8 or somewhere around there pookie is three I think and we don't know how old Beanie is but we assume he is somewhere around 5 6 7 or 8. Sometimes when Hazel gets really excited she will start scratching me and then like biting my hand and rolling around and wanting belly rubs. Beanie has now been sitting on me just doing nothing for like almost an hour. He's literally just staring at a wall with his ears up. The annoying thing that XingXing does is sometimes he just will sit under the arm of the couch or the leg of the couch and he will just sit there and then when you put it down he whimpers and then yells at you. Sometimes pookie gets happy and you are petting her and she'll just like over your mouth and put your fingers in her mouth and then just start like gnawing on them because of how happy she is. All of the dogs that we are babysitting are many poodles and they're so tiny and cute I just had to move Beanie cuz he was sitting on me so long that my leg was starting to go numb beanie loves being pet on the head but not anywhere else if you put him on the back or the butt he might butt you a little bit but it's just like a warning bite and not and I'm going to bite you bite if you touch his feet he'll run away and get scaredIt's the exact same thing with Pookie I don't know why they get so scared when you touch their feet Sometimes when like a sound happens that is unexpected to the dogs they start to bark a lot and then it just start to chain of barking and they're all barking all at the same time and then even though there's nothing there they think something's there because every single one of them is barking and it's like convincing each one that's there's something there at the door.




1015 words=$20.30

+$0.87 left=$21.13


Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

 Dear diarrhea: I woke up at 530 am  and then went back to sleep until 637 am and then I got out of bed and asked daddy if he could give me video game time because we keep limits on my games.   The game that I played was Brawl Stars.  We recently put  a limit on the amount of tv time I have on youtube. My limit for youtube is now one hour per day. I have started watching marvel movies more and I watched infinity war for the first time yesterday and  endgame for the second time.


98 words = $1.96

+ $5.89 = $7.85

Monday, June 15, 2026

 Yesterday I woke up at 624 am and I got out of bed at 637 am and I started to play brawl stars. Then after 30 minutes I ate some muffins. Then I took a 10 minute screen break and then watched tv and then we walked the dogs. (Beanie and Pookie, which are both very tiny poodles or mini poodles.) then I came back home to play more brawl stars  and then took a ten minute break and then watched tv and then took a ten minute break and then played switch and then took a ten minute brake and then ate lunch and then walked the dogs.


109 words = $2.18

+ $3.71 left = $5.89

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Today we planned to go rock climbing and also ate hot pot. We were going to bring Beanie to Tiffany's house. 

Today I woke up at 6:34 a.m. and then I got up to play video games on my phone. The game that I like playing right now is called Brawl Stars. I like it because of the type of game where you play 1v 1 v 1 V 1 v 1 V 1 V 1 V 1 V 1 V 1 V 1 and it's like a battle royal. In Brawl Stars there was a glitch where I got all the rewards for the day at the same time and then there's also a thing where like you click it each chest six times and each time you click it there is a chance to upgrades to the higher Rarity and high Rarities have better loot and I got a really good character from it and I did math and it's a to get all of that it's 0.00305% chance. I also went rock climbing today and I got really afraid of heights.






169 words = $3.38

+ $0.33 left = $3.71

Saturday, June 13, 2026

Saturday, June 13, 2026

 Dear diary today I woke up at 6:54 a.m. And then I remembered that I wanted to go back to sleep so I slept for another 30 minutes and then i started to Get up and then i started playing my video game on my phone brawl Stars. it had a 2-hour limit so I set a 30 minute timer and then Mommy changed it to a 30-minute limit. after that we started to make muffins and then We wanted to make almond muffins instead of the usual recipe. And  put 2 cups of flour and then 1 cup of almond flour And then we put one teaspoon of almond extract and we put We put a lot of chocolate chips in the muffins and we put oil instead of butter to make it liquidy because I like it when the chocolate chips sink to the bottom so that I can just they're all even spread across the muffin because I like a lot of chocolate chips. We probably put too many chocolate chips and then while it was in the oven we walked the dogs and i'm proud of myself I remembered that. then when we came back we took the muffins out of the oven and I forgot before we put them in the oven we put them in the muffin holders and then after they were done cooking we took them out of the oven and then I ate six muffins and then I went to karate and wanted to barf. i went to karate but I survived it and without barfing but I was really sweaty in the end. And I drink a lot of water. I left karate and mommy picked me up and the dogs were stranded in the car off by themselves for like at least 30 seconds. 

 When we got back from our walk Beanie sat on me for a while before we went to karate. Every single time I sit down Beanie's just following me until I sit down and then he jumps on me  when I sit down.







350 words - $7


Total $9.32

Subtract $8.99 for brawl stars


$0.33 remaining



Friday, June 12, 2026

Friday, June 12, 2026

 Dear diary: today I went to a dog park with my dogs and then mommy farted really loud and scared me. We wanted to make muffins but joss just wanted to play his stupid game. Mommy sprayed herself with boiling soup and also got it on herself. Our dogs' names are Beanie and Pookie  and they are tiny. Beanie is about 1 foot tall and Pookie is slightly taller. Beanie is so black that at night he is almost invisible and pookie is a hazel color.                Beanie and pookie are mini poodles. I, joss went to karate today and also tomorrow and also 4 days ago and also 6 days ago and also 7 days ago and also 11 days ago and also 13 days ago and also 14 days ago and also 18 days ago and also 20 days ago and also 21 days ago and also 25 days ago and also 27 days ago and also 29 days ago and also 30 days ago.

116 words






Saturday, July 18, 2026

 Dear diarrhea, yesterday I woke up and got out of bed at about 7:00 a.m. and then I played raw stars for 30 minutes. After that I took a 10...