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Monday, July 6, 2026

 Dear diarrhea, yesterday I woke up and got out of bed at 7:17, and then I played Brawl Stars for half an hour. After that I ate breakfast. For breakfast I had cereal and a banana. After that I played Brawl Stars more and I got to an agreement with Mommy that I got infinite screen time yesterday, but I had to take 15-minute breaks because Daddy had jury duty and Mommy had meetings the whole day so neither of them could play with me. Thankfully Daddy did not get chosen for jury duty anymore and he doesn't have to go every single day for 3 weeks. 

In Brawl Stars I unlocked the nanopower for Griff which is like a mobile bank that insults you. There's a new character called Nori that's going to be added to Brawl Stars and it seems like it's going to be really fun because you can pull yourself to walls and characters with your basic attack. 

There is also a new Pokémon being added to Pokemon unite called Yveltal. It's two basic moves deal damage over time in an area and they deal damage three times. It's first move that it gets at level 5 is called Oblivion Wing and it does a beam that goes in a straight line out and does a lot of damage and at the end of the beam it does explosion damage. Its other move shoots a ball that when it hits something it deals damage and then it creates an area of effect that deals damage over time for 4 seconds. It's unite move is a large area of effect circle that deals a lot of damage over time in the circle in 2 seconds and it then pulls opponents in and does an explosion. 

Normally all the best two unite moves are the ones that deal large damage over time circles. Some of the best Pokémon in the game have the worst unite moves, but they're only good because their normal moves have short cooldowns and deal a lot of damage. An exception to that is Charizard which deals a lot of damage, has short cooldowns and it also can use its unite. Move to cancel out other unite moves and give the full cooldown instead of a refund for cooldown. 

One thing in Pokemon unite that I feel like is way too good but they refuse to Nerf is Meowth. Meowth has short cooldown short hit moves and it can one shot almost anything. It's always really annoying to fight into it because it can just like one shot all the lowest HP targets. Pokémon unite is the old man game I've ever played that has so many stuns you just can't do anything for like 20 seconds straight and then die. One time I played a cooldown reduction build on Trevenant which is a really high stun Pokémon. One time I stunned someone for 13 seconds straight before they could move. All of Trevenant's stunning moves also heal it for 20% of its Max HP which is really good. They also recently buffed it and it should be one of the most used things but people just overlook it. 

Normally the only things that stun for that long are tanks because they have to to stop things from dealing damage to the team, but the most annoying thing is normally attackers or damage dealers that have really high stuns, and one time I played a cooldown reduction build on darkai which has a little HP but heals from all the damage it does and it can also stun just permanently on if you use cdr build. The only move that I can furnace on with is called dark void and it sends out a projectile and it deals damage and is a sure hit and then it marks the person that it hits. If you hit the marked person one more time after the dark pulse, it stuns them for 2 seconds and then you can use a boost attack which does a lot of damage and heals you for 20% of the damage done. Dark void only has a 3-second cooldown and you can have up to 60% cool down reduction so you can just perma stun people if you have enough cooldown reduction. 

Venting about Pokémon unite in my blog is a lot more fun than I thought it would be:) Pokémon unite may be the most money hungry game I've ever played and the only thing that's money hungry are the skins, but they somehow find a way to make people want to get them so bad that they're willing to spend hundreds of dollars on it. I spent $500 in Nintendo money to get one skin in a month. It wasn't even for a character that I really like. I probably should have tried the character before I got the skin on it and bought the character. It is probably the hardest character to play I've ever used, but if you do it well it's really good. 

The character is called intellion and it's best move is liquidation and second best move is snipe shot. For liquidation you have to Target someone and then it shoots out 10 homing bullets that have infinite range but you can get stunned out of it. Snapshot has almost infinite range but it shoots out a really small bullet that has a really small hitbox and it's really hard to aim but it deals a lot of damage and can one shot low HP targets. The annoying thing is that snipe shot shows them where you're aiming so that they can run away. But if you aim right and before they can run away, the bullets shoots really fast and it has high projectile speed so it's almost impossible to get away if you already shot  it. 

Snipe shot and Intellion is really good, but it's still probably one of the worst snipers in the game because they're just so many good snipers right now. One of them is Decidueye which has the lowest HP in defenses in the game and there's a game that people play called hunt owl and then they just like run up kill it and then they don't care if they die because it's just torture the person that's playing playing decidueye. Decidueyes sniping move it's called the spirit shackle and it shoots an arrow using its wing and then if you hit someone it deals a lot of damage and marks them and if they leave a certain area they get- 90% movement speed for 4 seconds and they also take more damage. Who was recently buffed a lot and the leaving area damage was increased by 100% and the main attack damage was increased by 15%. You can one shot low HP people with it and it has such a high hit box, that it's almost impossible to miss. 

The second best sniper in the game is Venusaur and its best sniping move is solar beam which has a really big area of the fact and it also deals bonus Max HP damage. Solar beam does a short charge for 5 seconds and then does a huge beam that deals a lot of damage. It deals damage for five ticks at the rate of one tick per 0.05 seconds. It deals an additional 3% Max HP for each tick. There used to be a glitch where an item called choice specs would trigger every single time for 3 seconds instead of just once every 5 seconds. That made Venusaur solar beam really good because it would trigger five times and you could one shot bosses and also every single person. Choice specs is an item that uses 40% of your special attack and adds it to your next move as bonus damage. Since solar beam deals damage five times, it triggers five times when the glitch happens. 

Another thing that abused that glitch really well was Espeon because espeon's moves all suit out. Five projectiles and you could one shot almost anything with close range moves. It's best move right now is cyshock and cyshock sends out five projectiles that cross at a certain point and then they deal damage and have a small explosion at that crossing point if you use future site and then kill someone right before because future site gives bonus effects to moves if you kill someone right before that. And soy shocks bonus power is that it does a small explosion at the intersecting point and it also deals bonus damage. At the intersecting point it also does a 1.5 seconds done or if you don't hit them in the intersecting point but still hit with all five projectiles. It's really hard to aim cyshock with the controller and if it's not on a mobile device because mobile devices are so much easier since you just like move around the joystick but on the controllers you have to like move the joystick around and then the intersecting point moves in different ways and a lot slower and then it's just so much harder to aim if it's not just max range. Espeons are their best move is side beam side beam shoots out a beam that when it hits someone it deals damage and then splits into other beams that aim at other people. So other beams that are from the split deal, bonus damage and equivalent to the first persons you hits 5% of their Max HP.  The bonus Max HP damage is capped at 600 against wild Pokémon which are bots. So that you can't just kill an objective really quickly with Max HP damage. I'm pretty sure that all Max HP damage in the game is capped against wild Pokémon if not against everything. The highest Max HP damage move is dark rising night move. Dar cry Is probably the best you might move in the game, even though it's not a circle and doesn't deal area damage it it targets someone and it is sure hit and if you hit them without them being unstoppable from some kind of item it brings them into a shadow realm where the teammates can't help them and they take 80% Max HP damage over time in and Darkrai also deals 20% more damage and all of its move trigger immediately instead of having the projectile have to hit them. Darkrise unite move also doesn't have the highest cooldown and it also is basically a sure KO. And if you're really under leveled against the other team, it's going to be like really good comeback experience. Another really good Pokémon for a comeback is Absol because it can one shot any squishy attacker with night/and cycle cut which just got buffed. Night slash and psycho cut deal 10,000 damage without Chris and absol has 30% crit rate and it also gets an item that makes its crit rate go up by 7% and it's crit damage goes up by 14%, so if you get all crits it's almost a sure kill. Things that deal Max HP damage are normally really good against higher level Pokémon cuz it doesn't matter how high level they are. It's just how fast you die because you still deal the same amount of damage to them because of Max HP damage. For normal Pokémon crit damage is bonus 100% damage, but there's an item called scope lens that increases crit rate by 7% and crit damage by 14% plus 75% of attack. The bonus 75% attack damage has a one second cooldown which you will see sometimes on absol if you're running a full crit rate build. Absolus Pokémon that relies on crits the most, but it still doesn't have the highest crit rate in the game. Even with its ability that gives it a bonus 15% crit rate, it still loses in crit rate to decidueyes, Greninja and deralidon. With its bonus 15% rate at level 15. It only has a 25% crit rate and decidueye duralidon cinderase and Greninja also have 30% crit right. Drowled on might rely on crits more than absol though because it's basic attacks deals so much damage and it's just way too good. Another really good build on deraladon is attack speed because its main damage comes from its basic attacks and it the animation kind of breaks if you have too high attack speed and it's really funny. I just felt like huge marble run Tower and it is scaring me because it's like it looks like a leaning Tower of Pisa and it's like 10 seconds away from falling down constantly. It's like it's like 5 and 1/2 ft tall and it's only made like 20 pieces but it's like almost shattering constantly and stressful. One of the most annoying Pokémon in Pokémon unite is buzzwell. Buzz wall is like a huge muscly bee and it it's first two moves are fell stinger and muscle punch. Fell stinger uses a muscle gauge and it has a gauge below. Its hpur that fills up slowly when it uses moves and basic attacks, and when it's maxed it gives all of your attacks 20% bonus damage and also an additional effect. For fell staying or it heals 20% of your max HP if you kill someone and it also deals 50% bonus damage and addition to the 20% bonus damage. It doesn't give any bonus to muscle punch because muscle punches just meant to deal small amount of damage and charge it. It's other. Four moves are leech life superpower, smackdown and power up punch. Power up punch is the same as muscle punch but it has multiple uses and increases your damage by 50% per person that you hit for 3 seconds. It also does a longer dash and you can jump over walls with it. Smackdown does a short dash and if you hit someone they get stunned for 1.5 seconds and they slowly move through the air and then when they land they take more damage. You can trigger SmackDown again while they're in the air to dash to them and then bring them down and deal more damage. Smackdown charges the muscle gauge by three if total up the bringing down and also the hitting into the air. Leash life does a small dash and if you hit someone with the small dash you stunned them for up to 3 and 1/2 seconds and you deal damage up to seven times depending on the muscle gauge level and if it's at six you deal damage seven times. If it's at zero you deal damage three times. You heal for 110% of the damage due when you're using leech life. Superpower also does a small dash and then if you hit someone with a small dash you pick them up and then throw them on the ground. Really hard and if you have a full muscle gauge you deal 75% more damage and get a 40% Max HP shield until the max HP shield is gone. Superpower also gets a minus 3 second cooldown if it's the full muscle gauge and you hit someone. Buzzles unite move does a long dash and if you had someone it deals damage and then it targets them and you go back into the air and then you target them and then you ran straight on them and deal the same amount of damage as the first dash plus a bonus 50% missing HP damage. Missing HP damage is like you deal an additional damage in equivalent to like a certain percent of the HP that they don't have. Another really good Pokémon is absol. Absol was my main for a really long time and then I started playing attack speed for Ninja. As well as a 25% critical hit rate and ability that increases its critical hit rate right 15%. . First two moves faint and slash faint does a small circular – and then you deal true damage. True damage is where it ignores all defenses and just deals damage through to the HP bar. Normally the damage you deal is about halved without true damage or defense pierce. Slash has an increased critical hit rate by 15% and it also deals a good amount of damage in front of you and it also has 15% increased critical hit damage. Absol's other four moves are night slash, pursuit psycho cut and sucker Punch. You get pursuit and night slash at level five. Night slash does one small circular dash and then if you hit someone, you get one long straight dash . Night slash has a higher crit rate The lower the opponent's HP is. It maxes out at 30% at 38% missing HP for the opponent. Pursuit does a small interaction then gives you a boost to basic attack that has long range and makes you dash the person you hit. With the basic tack if you hit them in the back it resets pursuits cooldown and it also has a higher crit rate and 50% increased damage. You get sucker, Punch and cycle cut at level 7 and you get your unite move at level 9. Sucker Punch targets someone and then and then charges for 2 seconds and then if you're hit in the charge, you become invincible for half a second dash behind the person that you are going to hit and then deal high damage with the high crit rate. Sucker Punch also stuns them for one. Second if you get hit in the middle of it and you also go right behind them so you can combo pursuits Basic attack really well. Cycle cut sends out a long-range projectile that if it hits someone it deals small damage with 15%, increased critical, hit rate and then marks them with three scratches. The first two scratches about 500 damage with a 15% increase critical hit rate and it was just buffed by 15% damage. The third scratch deals about 800 damage with also a 15% increase critical hit rate and it was also increased in damage. The projectile also deals a small amount of damage about 414 which was not buffed recently and it also has a 15% increase critical hit rate and also reduces the movement speed of people that got hit by it by 75%. Absolute which it gets at level 9 makes it become invincible for 1.125 seconds and then it creates a rectangular area that's visible to every single person and it deals damage really quickly in that area and has a 30% increased critical hit rate and does half the damage if there are two people in the area and a third of the damage if there are three people in the area. It cannot be reduced past a third of the damage, so it's better if you hit either four people or one person. After the invincibility in the rectangle, Absol slams down on the ground and then makes a claw Mark going outward that deals a lot of damage in melee range and deals slightly less in ranged range. Plus version for pursuit makes you get 30%. Increased movement speed for 2 seconds after you use pursuit. For night slash you heal for 50% of the damage done with the second dash. For psycho cut you get 35% increased movement speed for each person you mark for 4 seconds or until all the marks are gone. For the plus version of sucker Punch you get increased 40% basic attack speed for 3 seconds after you use sucker Punch. A Pokémon that is possibly the most annoying Pokémon in Pokémon unite is sableeye. Stabilize first two moves are thief and astonish. Thief does a long dash and it does a small amount of damage and steals five aeos energy from the opponent. Astonish sends out a projectile that is short range and it does more damage if you hit someone in the back. You get your next two moves at level four and the moves that you get are knockoff and Shadow sneak. Knockoff makes you move in a direction that you just go forward and then backward and it does damage if you hit someone and sends them for 0.4 seconds per hit. It also knocks off 5 of their aeos energy per hit and once you hit someone, you get to use another attack after that stuns them for one second and knocks them back.  If they don't have any aeos energy, it's the first two hits on them for 0.6 seconds and the last hit stuns them for 1.5 seconds. Shadow sneak makes you turn invisible and increases your basic attack damage by 500% for the next attack and it also makes them get stunned for one second and get feared and fear makes them run away from the attack that made them feared. After you run out of invisibility from the shadow sneak you get another chance to go invisible? And if you don't hit someone for 2 seconds after you become invisible and become uninvisible, you turn invisible again, but don't get the increased attack damage. The two moves that you get at level 7 are confuse ray and faint attack. Confuse Ray sends out a ball and if it hits someone they start attacking their allies with decreased damage but increased attack speed. Confused Ray also does a small amount of damage. Faint attack sends out fake XP balls on the ground and they only work on opponents and if an opponent goes for one it explodes and then they take damage over time for 4.5 seconds you can keep three uses of faint attack at once and each one takes 4 seconds to charge. The damage over time for faint attack can stack up to five times and faint attack can also be on the ground for only up to five uses. Stabilize  unite move does a triangle outward and if it hits someone it deals damage and if they're facing you they all get sent back home so they can't do anything to you until they get back. If they're not facing you, it stuns them for 1.5 seconds and they are unable to do anything while they're stunned. Cesora is one of the best situationally good Pokémon in Pokémon unite. Cesar is really good because it's basic attacks and it's boosted basic attacks increase its physical defense 40% maxing at 120%. That Makes it almost unkillable to physical attackers and it also heals with its moves. It's also not that bad into special attackers because it has a move called double hit that if you hit someone with it, you get a long range basic attack that makes you teleport to the person you hit and deal a lot of damage. So normally special attackers are long-ranged so it's kind of hard to get to them without taking too much damage so that you can't kill them.  Cesora's first move bullet punch does a lot of damage and it does a small dash and it does three punches if you haven't hit anyone within the past 3 seconds and it does five punches if you have hit anyone within the past 3 seconds. Each punch heals you for 300 and deals 500 damage. Each time you use a move, you get to use a double basic attack and a basic attack triggers twice, which means a higher chance for basic attacks that are boosted. Scissors unite move does a teleportation to a Target and then deals damage when you teleport to them and then it sends out five copies of itself. That deal damage if someone runs into it and then you get a slow dash and if you hit someone, you push them along with you and then normally you'd use that to deal damage and push them into a copy so that you've done them and deal a lot of damage. Lapras is A tank in Pokémon unite. Tanks usually have really high defense and also really high HP so that they don't die very easily and some of them even have healing so that they can restore missing HP and not die as easily. Lapras can stun with its move ice beam. Ice beam does a beam that makes an area of effect on the ground in a rectangle that's small and it deals damage over time in the rectangle and if they stay in there for 1.5 seconds they get stunned for one second. Lapras is other move bubble beam it does a beam that deals damage and if you hit someone you get a 1000 each piece shield and they get stunned for 1 second and if you hit someone it also spreads bubbles everywhere that deal damages someone on from the opposing team runs into them and they also gets done for one second and they aren't invincible while they're stunned so it's like they're completely helpless. Lapras is first two moves are parish song and water pools. Parish song let you use it three times and it does damage each time and if they're 20% max HP or below they take 40% of their max HP as true damage and enough damage relaxing can stop you from dying. Water pulse does one pulse and it gives you a boost attack and lapis is boosted attacks heal it for 12% max HP, and if you hit anyone with water pulse in the past 5 seconds it does two more pulses so it does triple the damage but it doesn't give you any more boosted attacks. The plus version of Paris song gives you an additional boost attack per pulse. The Plus version of water pulse lets you stack the opponents having being hit up to four times so that you can have four pulses instead of only two. Laprases unite move is called Lapras Express and then you can choose a teammate and they have to go on Lapras and ride it and then you slowly get movement speed until you either hit a wall or hit a person which ends are you and I move and then you stun them for 1.5 seconds and deal a lot of damage.  Lapras's unite move also ends if you click it again and then it sends out a big wave that deals the same damage as his unite move hitting something and it also stuns for 1.5 seconds. Something that I didn't know until a few days ago is that your allies have an option to get off Lapras without just being stuck on it forever. Lapper City night move also ends if you run out of time and you can only be in the Lapras Express form for 9 seconds.  I think the highest damage unite moving the game is zapdosis unite move. Santos is unite move creates a circular area of effect in the place where you targeted and it does damage seven times there and it was recently both buffed and nerfed It's amount of damage was increased by 50% but the amount of hits was decreased by three. If Zapdos is unite move hits a goal zone five times it the gold zone becomes defenseless for 3 seconds or until someone scores. Defenseless goal zones have double XP giving for the amount you score and they also let you score instantly instead of having to wait 5 seconds before scoring. Santos is unite moved us seven hits and each one does 600 damage and it hits every 1.5 seconds and if it hits someone they get three times they get stunned for one and a half seconds. 

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